Mandatory Mug

from TPHC​-​EP by Covidjits

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The obligatory coffee song.

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5am alive again, I'm out of bed no fair
Drag my ass through sun-up cuz I sleep through it so rare
Crispy eyes a creaky back, am I out of my mind?
I think I need a Joe attack, let's grind
A pot or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 8
Grab my deck and hit the deck I'm late
Wraparounds to block the sun, I'm edgier than you
Give me black or get thee black and blue!

OXYGEN? SCHMOXYGEN!
Get between me and my 'fiene yer not my friend
The fluid elemental is ruining my dental
The holy drug the mandatory mug

Take yer tea and shove it, be it leafy herbal green
Coffee coffee coffee's what I want I need my 'fiene
GIVE ME MUD OR GIVE ME BLOOD
Three cups and I'm ok
Try to sneak a decaf in? No way

Tried to quit, got the shakes
Need them 50 coffee breaks
Let's smash those fucking beans I'll crank that rail
Stay up late, close the bar
Java knows you won't get far
You'll drown the hurt in "dirt" it will not fail

OXYGEN? SHMOXYGEN!!
Filter gone I'll use my fucking socks again
Join the crew, do the brew
Raise the porcelain SALUT
The holy drug the mandatory MUG!

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from TPHC​-​EP, released June 9, 2020

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Members of Five Knuckle Chuckle, Three Impotent Males and Wired Wrong trying to do something nice for the community.

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